If only I were a Bear….

Tuesday, March 29, 2011
posted by SmartStun 2:54 PM

With how bad violence and chaos and riots and crime are these days, I have to say, I wish I were an animal.  I wish I could just stick my head in the sand and ignore all the chaos and criminal activity going on all around.  I wish, like my dog, I could find a nice, sunny spot to lay in and just let the  clouds go by.  I wish….

Knowing my luck, though, I’d end up as a bear.  Just a bear minding my own business, walking around in the woods looking for berries  or a scrap to eat.  And, knowing my luck, some hiker would cross my path, freak out and shoot me with Bear MACE.  Yeah, that’s just my luck.  Trying to be passive and mind my own business, yet getting hit with a huge douse of MACE…Great!

Seriously, times are bad everywhere.  I don’t need to tell you this, I know.  But, you better be prepared.  Whether you’re thinking of Japan or some other place, like Haiti or any other place ravaged by Mother Nature, you need to prepare.  Check into BEAR MACE, STUN GUNS, PEPPER SPRAY or some form of self defense.  You’ll be glad you did.

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